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help

the act in which you need urgent help as the old man in the closet has taken you into the basement and is ready to get going. This often happens to small children as they are the easiest to abduct. very rarely you might be fed some of the magic white stuff that you know your dad has under your bed. then you will be happy. then the old man will have his fun
Please HELP me he is after me!

Come here boi

AHhhhhhhhhh god no!!!
by The Spectrum Ninja June 9, 2021
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Help!

The fifth studio album of the Beatles released in 1965. Also the soundtrack to the movie of the same name. The album features singles such as Help! and Yesterday.
The Beatles album Help! is one of my favourite albums!
by Joergen1942 June 4, 2022
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/help

how noobs ask for help
person 1: /help

/?

/h

/..... oh wait this is Skyrim, that doesn't work here
by isdylanok November 10, 2022
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wtf help im traped

wtf why am in a website help
omfg help this is not a meme

how did i end up here wtf

wtf help im traped
by im traped send help May 26, 2020
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help me?

im not ok? am i real? save me? what is the in the corner of my room?
by bunnythetransboy May 19, 2021
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help me

used when a video/image is funny, so much so you need help because you’re laughing that hard
by putthatishongod October 22, 2025
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Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.
Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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