Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010

bedside chair

a chair that sits next to your bed that is used as a bedside table.

All of her money and her work schedule sat on her bedside chair.

by me.urban1 May 25, 2009

Chair moment

A moment where someone who suffers from sleep and water deprivation has a hysterical fit and says the most outlandish stuff that no human being should possibly care about.

Someone: there's two trees above me wait, no, one wait is there even a tree above me, there's a cloud? but that's nearby.

Me: ah yes, a chair moment

by RyanBadL September 26, 2019

The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

Chair 🪑

The Chair, Chair Emoji, Tiktok Chair. Or 🪑 means. Satire, or Funny.
Spread accross Tiktok, Reddit, and Twitter.

"LMAO. 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
Chair meaning, Funny. As shown with LMAO before it.
"🤡🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
Chair meanint, Satire. The clown emoji is used widely on tiktok to show satire torwars certain groups of people such as.
"People have have a 1070 TI: 🤡"

Chair 🪑: Satire, Funny

by TheWordArtist101 September 13, 2021