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long-term investment

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "seeding"
Dude, I can't hit that shit; she's in high school. I'll just put in a long-term investment. She's one hell of an asset.
by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010
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Teamship

"thats Teamship right there"
by Deacan December 16, 2008
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terasmut

A terabyte (a thousand gigabytes) of porn you might have stored on your PC. You pervert!
"Will all the porn from your PC fit on my 4 gigabyte pen drive?

- No way man; my PC's got almost 2 terasmuts!"
by SirJibby October 30, 2009
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Teresa

Teresa: A loving grandmother and mother. She will do anything for her kids and grandkids no matter what it is. Even when she doesn’t have the right materials to do something she still manages to try it. Teresa is an all loving person and you will never want to lose her.
Teresa is the best type of person you will ever meet!
by actualjustinjr May 13, 2019
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Saint teresas

these girls are
immature
gigglers
screamers

pretend to be slags but are scared of nethin to do with the word sex and they r genuinely boring sad brats that r rebelling against mother and father, they pull chavs at sad under18 clubs and cant get neone to their birthdays
and look about 13 years old when they are 16
Look its becky from teresas wannabe-slag
by greezy June 6, 2004
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late term abortion

(syn) The act of a DJ playing a Nickelback song during the reception phase of a wedding.
Mike and Angie were enjoying the wedding they had planned for 14 months, when the DJ played a late term abortion and ruined the party.
by speakeasy459 July 31, 2016
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Overchicked long-term

1.a relationship term said of either a heterosexual man, one such one having an emotionally committed relationship with one who would be considered, according to societal standards, as being attractive, as opposed to unattractive, that being the said recipient of {overchicking}.
2. a similar disproportion between two homosexual women or men in a relationship longer than 1 week.
3. a platonic relationship between any species that exhibits similar discrepancies, within the same time restraints.
4. Also referring to the condition of having more children than one wants or can properly care for emotionally, fiscally, or otherwise.
Etymology:descends from overchicked
Ant: {"Overchicked short-term," which implies an ephemeral relationship, usually sexual in nature between two disproportionately attractive people}. Related terms: Underchicked short-term; Nonchicked; Rechicked; Dual chickings; Double Dipping Chicken; Roostered Beyond Cognitive Effort (RBCE).
When the afterglow of the previous night's passion began to ebb away, NeoPanTyger realized that such a drunken decision to marry someone just met in a bar put him in the sudden position of being overchicked long-term; He only hoped she would not realize this when she sobered up; she was a keeper; he was not.
by Jean Bonionne December 19, 2008
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