Arkansas Tire Swing

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.

We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.

by dwinters January 29, 2014

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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 09, 2007

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swinging sacks

Testicles

I emptied my swinging sacks of nutmustard, right into her dirtbox.

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

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swing heil

FROM:
"to swing" = to have sex
and
"sig heil" = Nazi salutation "sig heil" (hail victory)

therefore: the victory of sex, hailing a sex victory, emo victory sex scream, the repudiation of faux-fascist prudish sex police faux-morality, etc.

Uses:
1. You got over, and got laid

or, if you like,

2. "physical and emotional intimacy transcends mental gameplay in the same way that a simultaneous orgasm is more devine and thoughtful than any theological/philosophical discussion, ergo: preferred."

pretty girl sez:

"Hey Rory, you rock; want some poon?"

Response:

"Swing Heil! Let's get munchin'!"

by marlon420 February 12, 2008

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