snowball surprise

when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*

Man, my girl got me with the snowball surprise last night..

by Reek December 15, 2008

mudslide surprise

Performed while two people are engaging in 69. The person on top will proceed to shit on the other's face. Thus taking them completely by surprise

Last night me and Mary had the biggest mudslide surprise

by McGuyver Hatchcock December 7, 2006

Surprise Falcon

start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.

Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood

by surprise baby March 30, 2009

tranny surprise

the result of 3 bottle of jack daniels, a bed, and a woman with a penis. god damn i miss that woman... er... thing

When i woke up the next morning, i was in for a tranny surprise!

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

Jewish Surprise

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004

jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.

"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"

by tommy anderson August 20, 2006