When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.
My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.
by asianman'sbootyhole May 12, 2011
Get the Maui Meatball Submug. A genre of music that can be traced back to the Washington DC punk scene in the mid 80s. Many bands who do not claim to be influenced by this genre are pegged as emo because of its vague definition and negative stereotype. (see emo or emo (adjective)) Modern day bands that are tagged as emo (MCR Fall out Boy etc) deny relation to the original genre, but in the opinion of many have similar music/ play the stereotype well.
by M34T4L H34LTH October 18, 2008
Get the emo (sub-genre)mug. A small rodent (gerbil) which manages to burrow beneath the skin of its human host. Upon entering the victim's epidermis it feeds, mostly on bone and ligament. Very quickly, the gerbil makes its way to the abdomen where it severs it's host's the spinal column and skoaches the spinal fluid dry. Gerbils seldom burrow into humans on instinct, usually the rodent must be exposed to some sort of radio active material in order to become a sub-dermal gerbil. A sub-dermal gerbil usually enters its victim from their ankle region, as this part of the bod is usually closest to the ground. Victims have the best odds of survival if the sub-dermal gerbil enters through one of their limbs, but only a finite amount of time to cut the gerbil out using a skiv before it reaches their abdomen.
My grandfather died from a sub-dermal gerbil attack. He promptly got out his knife, but the little rascal entered just below his flummers, burrowing deep into his gut where it was too late.
by Ross Andrew Haggerty June 26, 2008
Get the sub-dermal gerbilmug. 1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.
by HarryTanline April 10, 2010
Get the Punching the Turkey Submug. A description used for someone who may look like a big throbbing red fire truck with a blue head, but is infact a souless mechanical failure who wasn't constructed to gods true design. Sub prime. To qualify he/she must be a dancelexic and regularly attend Alaskan Spear thrower classes.
1. "Look at Optimus Sub-Prime, he's having a fit on the dancefloor again. Theres something not quite right in that boy".
2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!
2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!
by gaztopfunkatronopolus January 9, 2009
Get the Optimus Sub-Primemug. It is when a Black man takes a shit and a white man cums on it. The white mam makes lines on the sub so it looks like a sub. You may add lettuce and tomatoes and such but after you do all of that you put it in the freezer and when its frozen you take it out you let it get less cold and then you eat it. Most people do it while on a picnic
by russianmonk November 21, 2013
Get the South African Submug. Sub, meaning sweaty balls (SB) and 6 inch meaning your balls are ithy as well. (inch/ itch... Get It?) ......................... A 6 inch sub can also be TOASTED which means it is stuck to your leg(s), your pants, or really anything else.
by Flashing Popper May 27, 2009
Get the 6 inch submug.