IED student

An incredibly stressed human being.

You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.

Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???

Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰

by very.tired.ied.student November 23, 2021

student

Known for still going to have screen time limits imposed by parents until college graduation, people known with this slang term "students" typically have to study harder* to eventually experience their screen time limits being revoked by their parents. They usually still live with their parents whilst in college; they also have once had delayed pubertal stage (which as a bonus, also makes them look as young as secondary students for longer periods of time). But at least, they have higher "drive" to study college textbooks in order to eventually be able to graduate* from college.

*compared to their peers with on-time pubertal stage

As a 'student', I still have to deal with my parents' screen time limits, but at least I can hit the books harder and enjoy looking younger than my peers for a bit longer!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

Female students

HOOOOOOO, MAN! That is besides the fucking point, isn't it? And I still don't believe you're not doing that cynically to get out of not fucking a retard instead of me.

Hym "Ok, female students... Do you have something you would like to tell me that I might want to know? ANYTHING AT ALL... That I would want to know? Cus my thing is getting co-opted and you're not fucking supposed to be letting people impersonate me and you're letting both happen. You should have learned the importance of contracts and not violating them. So let's here it: DO you have anything you want to tell me... Now?"

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

student friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the student in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.

I had lunch with my student friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what classes he will take in the fall.

by Calc64 March 19, 2023

Annoying student

Students who literally develop a joke at the LATEST TIME EVER.

P1: Hello, how are you ?

P2: OMG SUS AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BAKA EREN YEAGER DOWN IN OHIO ICE SPICE

P1: Oml.. it's an Annoying student

by screaming monkey March 19, 2023

Students

Don't have to pay.

Hym "Obviously. Students don't have to pay. But the rest of you better run them wallets... I didn't masterbate yet... If you were wondering. That's not what I've been doing... I will though... Eventually... Still alive too..."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2024

art student

Recently graduated, broke, terminally depressed, and often talentless rich kids who have nothing better to do than complain on twitter about how AI can do better than their awful doodles to justify how much money they wasted when self taught artists are far better. Often conflate nonsense exhibitionism with "deeply meaningful expression" and overcharge for stick figures because while empty of detail, they're "full of meaning."

A: "Dude, who's that yelling at the clouds?"
B: "Oh that's Stacy, she just got out of art school."
A: "Oh.. wow art students are weird."

by Shishitron1000 January 25, 2023