Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.
I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.
by Happy Joe10 July 23, 2011
A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.
Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."
by Anal parade April 17, 2017
Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
by Websterman November 22, 2015
To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 11, 2019
by Jlane348 May 11, 2019