Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.

He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.

by Riddler16 June 25, 2016

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

Strap Eating Goddess

An aggressive, feminine presenting lesbian woman.

“Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”

by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017

Dirt strap

A strap or belt that leaves behind a dirty mark wherever it is worn.

Don't put on those sandals. They have a dirt strap.

by Stacerson September 27, 2025

no straps

when sending or receiving nudes; this means to wear no undergarments such as a bra or underwear

“Send a booty pic, no straps👅”

by friarbfree September 21, 2018

strap on

dicks but for girls

whoa that’s a long strap on

by urfuckingmum April 16, 2020

Ratchet straps

Gross, Horrible Or disgusting.

Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.

by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022