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stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.
1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.
by Matt August 8, 2004
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Bundle of sticks

When you are on a social media site like fb and you can't write faggot.
That stupid bundle of sticks tried to make a pass at me so I knocked him out
by KrotchLife February 1, 2022
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tube socks

socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!
OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks!
i love them sarah!! i bought my own~
by tessasarah January 10, 2009
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Nice Socks

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.
"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.
by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018
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socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.
"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer
by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008
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Stock Ale

A relatively low alcohol, easy to drink, and economical and easy to brew beer; traditionally targeted towards women and homosexuals.
There goes Keith, cruising again using his stock ale as bait.
by Bungzilla March 12, 2009
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Socks on a rooster

Describing a difficult task.

How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
by Htes October 1, 2017
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