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Stevens Point

A mediocre college town in Central Wisconsin. Nice place to grow up, sucks ass at any point past age 13. Home to UW-Stevens Point, the amazing Point Brewery, the largest high school in Wisconsin SPASH, the World's Largest Trivia contest, and creepy murals painted on every downtown wall.
Wow, you live in Stevens Point? Dude, that SUCKS!

Stevens Point has absolutely nothing to do, but they do make the best beer in the country.

Wisconsin Rapids got their ASSES kicked by Stevens Point in last night's football game!
by I unfortunately live here June 28, 2011
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Steven Seagal

A professional 80's pornstar who moved on to acting in the 90's. As soon as the 80's were over, he stopped making pornos just like THAT. Before his porno career he was a professional gay bodybuilder who occasionally dabbled in strongman competitions. He dominated that one where he lifts the boulder all over the place. While he was doing this, he often squinted and looked constipated, but doody would eventually drop out of his ass as he victoriously finished.
In his pornos he was most notoriously known for ponytail penetration. That is, he stuck his ponytail in some poontang. He inspired 2girls1cup with his 80's feature 2girls1ponytail. Many of his other scenes show him in the background beating off to 3 orgies: girl/girl, guy/girl, guy/guy. His most famous pornos are "Aikido in a Speedo" and "Out for an Orgy". In the former he is seen dancing around with pigtails wearing a pink speedo in front of many Japanese girls. He got banned from the porno industry for snapping the necks of too many co-stars. Seagal also forgets to wipe after he takes a dump. He just uses the residue as a quick source of hair gel. His action movie career was most impressive. He does an excellent job as the antagonist in Kindergarten Cop and he also plays as that one convict in ConAir. He's the convict with the ponytail who is burned by Cyrus The Virus for stealing his plane. It's false to say he is fat because he was absolutely RIPPED in out for a kill.
Why is the sky blue?

Because Steven Seagal did porn in the 80's...
by WAFFLESTOMPER666 October 20, 2008
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Spencer Stevens

The biggest chicken nugget who has a man crush on Topsykrest and still likes playing fortnite.
by My Kahoot name Ben Dover September 24, 2019
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Steven Dionicio

He is Mr Rainbow Kiss and he is most notably known for his “17” Snapchat story post which amassed a crowd of supporters.
Adam: Yo bro I’m 17 let’s rainbow kiss
Jessica: LMFAOOO just like Steven Dionicio
by Jkhmuuu January 28, 2021
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Steven Lopez

A really sexy guy who likes flexing his designer stuff and he has a gigantic penis.likes roasting jorge minor.
That kid over there is such a steven lopez.
by Action_penguin September 17, 2017
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Auriana Stevens

A very Fun, Pretty, great bodied and negative person who has many friends and is easily talked to. Very crazy at times and cannot stand some annoying people.
Auriana Stevens is fun to be around!
by OLA4 March 27, 2013
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Steven Lockster

Steven Lockster was a man once renowned for tucking under his duvet to indulge in mischievous activities at ungodly hours for some bizarre reason
Steven Lockster was an interesting individual who was once perceived to be a Marxist
by JudaismAtItsFinest December 1, 2022
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