Creeper-Status

to be considered a creeper for any period of time. People can be on creeper-status for just a day, but if they are or have done something especially creepy, they could be on it permanently.

"I hope I don't have to be in Anthony's group because yesterday he randomly grabbed my tits and that put him on creeper-status with me."

"See that emo kid in the corner looking at animal porn on his ipod, um, yeah, he's totally on creeper-status."

by queef queen7 January 18, 2009

Statism

The belief in the necessity of an external coercive institutional authority. Statists may believe that the practical value of a state outweighs the moral discrepencies associated with statism, and therefore many believe that although the state may be an "immoral" institution it is a practical and necessary one. As to what responsibilities the state should have is a topic often times debated amongst proponents of statism.

Communism and Capitalism are both statist socio-economic means of organization both relying upon the cooperation and subordination of society to function. As of now there is very little or no land not currently under the influence of statism as nearly all land is under the influence of a country.

by GaleryonTheMystic January 3, 2008

herb status

1 One who epitomizes the true nature of a herb.

2 A level of herbness reached only by exceptionally herbed out herbs.

So you seen ya boy Chuck? Yeah, he was with that busted ass baby Keesha, that fool is straight herb status.

by take a d July 12, 2006

Status quo

Whatever the fuck is going on right now.

I’ll take the status quo over whatever the fuck is going on right now!

by Henkemeyer February 12, 2020

T-status

Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. People who have high t-status are messed up in the head, have social problems, and probably need to see a neurologist.

Thomas needs to lower his t-status... he's jacked off 8 times today!

by Nick and his mind March 25, 2009

bro status

The state of being considered a bro.

Marco's bro status was revoked for turning off the Game Cube without letting Jake save his game.

by Andy Holden April 21, 2006

statistics

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.

by vijekoon October 16, 2005