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Cajun Starfish

The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.
Steve gave me a Cajun Starfish last Tuesday and my asshole has been burning for days!!
by Big Syxxx September 4, 2011
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Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.
The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear
by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021
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Starfish

The act of spreading out so that no body parts are touching because you ate too much.
OMG... I ate so much I can barely move! I'm going to go starfish now.
by TheDriftingDaisy April 20, 2015
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Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.
Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019
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Meaty Starfish

1. A virtual fast food restaurant ran by buffoons (Neebs Gaming)
2. An asshole
welcome to the Meaty Starfish, let us put our meat in your mouth
by coolpotatoe724 February 24, 2025
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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.
I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it
by cdbruce August 19, 2023
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