Clatter-splatter

The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.

*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.

by SkwareChicken April 28, 2019

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021

Biden splatter

When your dog has diarrhea and it sounds exactly like Joe biden speaking

My dog has had biden splatter so long that people are lining up outside my house for a handout

by I need likes March 11, 2022

Concrete spitter

Someone who spits on the concrete, ground, river, etc.

You’re a concrete spitter? Okayyyyy…

Eww, your a concrete spitter.

by Ravishing Ceiling Crust March 21, 2022

Lil Spitter

A slang for narrow firearms (pistols, uzis, etc). It can also be used as a saying for waterguns and gel blasters.

Person 1: if you were to walk into battlefield with only a pistol, what type of people would you be aiming for?
Person 2: lil spitter rated E for Everyone.

by wahooniggacheese August 14, 2023

Steinberg splatter

The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.

Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023