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Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.
I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.
by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014
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sandy apple

A sexual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female's anus. Or a male's anus I guess, whatever floats your boat.
I gave my girlfriend a sandy apple the other night and she didn't stop bleeding for 3 hours.
by sandyapples123 October 3, 2010
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spandizzle monizzle

you got a face like a spandizzle monizzle
by Omar Pookhan September 26, 2003
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sandy panda

a very very dirty, very very naughty sexual position.
by dmill January 12, 2008
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Serbo Shandy

Noun.
An Eastern European version of the UK town centre wrecking youth beer cocktail, the Turbo Shandy.

To make.
In a pint glass add:
1/2 pint strong continental lager
1/2 pint smirnoff ice
1 large glass of slivovic (serbian spirit)

Drink quickly for maximum effect.
by shakes spears May 31, 2009
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spanky

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.
(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"
by strong badian December 26, 2003
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shandy drinking wendy

One can attribute the term "shandy drinking wendy" to anyone who orders a half pint at the bar. (basically a shandy without the lemonade)
"Half of Fosters please"

"Ok sir... *coughs* SHANDY DRINKING WENDY! *coughs*
by Benjamin Partridge July 11, 2006
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