by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021

by Hd#48 April 20, 2018

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
by mister delicious September 28, 2009

Jenn: bihhh, guess who’s my new smash buddy?
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now
by Just Jess March 11, 2018

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.
by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008
