Sergeant Smartass

Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"

"Oh man It's raining outside"

"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"

"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"

by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020

smart cart

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart

Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.

by spamtastic June 15, 2006

smarcasm

An amped up level of sarcasm, combined with being a smartass

"Way To Go! You're a regular Johnny Knox!" he said with smarcasm, when the other kid did a face-plant in a mud puddle after a record wheelie. (word invented by a nephew)

by muskrat lurv December 9, 2008

Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)

knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs

by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009

smart-on

See smart on.

It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.

by joelmw October 25, 2010

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question

Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012

'Smart car'ed

When you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a space, you go for it but just as you're about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the space.

"Dude what took you so long to park" "The lot was crowded and I got "'smart car'ed" a few times"

by Ensen Jackles February 11, 2013