Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011

Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.

Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.

by Vundaba October 21, 2011

Phase sKuBa

Silent school shooter type that could kill your entire family and steal yo girl

That mf a Phase sKuBa School shooter type

by Mega Micro Dick Elias October 22, 2020

Slippery Slubling

When you are eating the ass out on your girl and some poop slips out of her anus and into your mouth.

Yo dawg, I going down on this girl last night and she did a Slippery Slubling on me.

by da_boss_99283746 December 15, 2020

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.

Hey dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you go into a girls vagina and then hold your breath.

Yo dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank last night.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021

Wet Slubbing

When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.

Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.

by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021