Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Thomas.

Guy 1: God Thomas is such a simp

Guy 2: Ik imagine being Thomas couldn’t be me

by im not a simp May 25, 2020

Anti-Simp Simp

A person who hates on simps, but is a simp themself.

"Look at that guy hating on Hayden for being a Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."

by kanye4prez March 12, 2020

No Simp September

No Simping for ANYONE

Most Of Jesser's SubReddit (R/Jesser): We want Moochie in 2hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: It's no Simp September stop simping over Moochie

by JesserFan69 September 4, 2020

SIMP ASS NIGGA

Jake Casper

Ayo, you know that SIMP ASS NIGGA Jake?

by CHOONGUS420 March 10, 2020

Simp

A Simp is someone who is overly nice to women with the goal to get in a relationship with them even if it means ditching his best friends. They usually never get any women tho.

Dude 1:Jack won’t stop talking to the girls and he doesn’t hang out with the boys.

Dude 2: He is a simp

by Dog shampoo March 22, 2020

Simp Pimp

A person who has multiple people simping over them

Jennifer always has a lot of cash because she's a Simp Pimp.

by I_tothe_J July 4, 2020

simp

a girl who does weird shit to get a guy to like her

this bitch a simp ;)

by 5L_GliZzOcK November 3, 2020