Shopping

The act of having sex.

Boy1: Can we do some shopping tonight?
Girl1: Yeah sure, you won't be able to shop for a week.

Boy1: Man, I did so much shopping last week.
Boy2: I haven't shopped for a week.

Girl1: I shop around a lot.
Girl2: You go girl!

by Unhappyclown May 13, 2011

binge shopping

Human beings(usually the female sex) shop till dey drop during the holidays. They shop occasionally but wait until the holidays for their enjoyment to really in soak the shopping season

Becka, Trish, and Alanna got shop drunk when they were binge shopping in the mall yesterday. I wonder what they got me.

by Flava Doug October 21, 2010

Shopping

Code term for smoking marijuana. Used around teachers, parents, and authority officials.

"Hey man, lets go shopping over the weekend. They just got some great stuff in at the 'store'"

by Lindsey DeSilvio November 25, 2006

grocery shopping

Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.

"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."

by Mike D. March 25, 2005

Dummy shopping

Using stolen credit cards to purchase expensive goods. An illegal activity.

"I do dummy shopping on the side to pay off my student loans."

by golgo47 September 13, 2022

One Stop Shopping

A girl who's willing to perform vaginal, oral, and anal sex.

"Yeah, that girl is total one stop shopping--she'll take it in any hole!"

by One Stop Shopper October 17, 2011

Troll Stomping

People who don't find trolls funny on the internet. People who try fight with trolls. Usually everyone hates them.

On Facebook:

'-insert troll status here-'
John: Oh my god, that's not even funny, shut up. You think you're funny but you so aren't.
Jimmy: TAKE A JOKE. Geez, stop troll stomping.

by TrollSTOMP October 31, 2010