Shitty Buddy

A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.

Man, that Tony Gunk is a real Shitty Buddy,you know?

by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023

Shitty Fapple

When you have a shitty fapping session.

Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.

by I like pone butts October 6, 2016

Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.

hey jimmy is a shitty instagrammer.

by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019

Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

bob shitty

The boz shit in a yard at a party. Enough said.

Bro! Someone went bob shitty at the party last night!

by Yoda2k November 8, 2017

Owl Shitty

The band faggots refer to as "Owl City".

"Did you hear that new song by Owl City?"

"Oh, you mean Owl Shitty? Those gijantic faggots?"

by derpstick December 5, 2010

shitty dick

Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened

Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself

Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick

by Chickenbone1993 March 12, 2009