stub 'n sheets

the occurence of intercourse with a monopeligic female, most specifically when you feel the urge to vomit on account of her stub being entangled in the sheets and/or blankets. see student body president.
so i'm having sex with this one armed chick all stub 'n sheet style... so says the student body president.
by TM pooh 'n ho November 22, 2003
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ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004
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Sarah Palin cheat-sheet

Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.

Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.
Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!

Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.
by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 10, 2010
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Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.
Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"
by WashingtonPost February 12, 2010
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An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.
by Muffu September 14, 2009
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A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.
Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
by Alpino July 20, 2010
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When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom
Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.
by SamAwesome October 31, 2019
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