Counting Sheep

When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"

Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.

by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009

sheep shagger

A sheep shagger is a kiwi (new zealander), who for some starnge reason thinks that his scummy nation and is worth mentioning in the same sentence as Australia. They believe that they are better than Australians, one of their biggest mistakes. As an example Kiwis think that there country is wealthier than Australia, when infact Australia's economy dwarves that of theirs. As the name sheep shagger suggests, they are overly friendly with sheep, and is uncommon to find a male kiwi without one in his bedroom. Their low IQ prevents them from recognising Australians as their superiors, and is therefore a right of every Australian, or infact most other nations to beat up on a kiwi whenever seen. A sheep shagger will have a weird pride of its filthy homeland of New Zealand, and believe that their Rugby team is far suiperior to that of Australia's, when infact they can only beat Australia at the game when Australia is rebuilding its side.

Sheep Shagger kiwi: Oi I cannot find me sheep!
Aussie: *Whilst hiding the poor sheep*: Oh dear, I cannot for the life of me seem to find it

by Pink Merkin January 11, 2009

sheep shaggin

Favourite passtime for Ballymena men.

Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.

Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.

Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey

by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

sheep shag

Rolling over on the bed whilst snogging eachother pasionatley

person 1: did u here what they did last nyt??
person 2: nahhh
person 1: they did the sheep shag, started at snoggin and it all moved on

by jimmy71789 May 25, 2008

Black Sheep

A beautiful woman who is unique compared to basic white sheep

Marisa is a Black Sheep

by K.M.U.T.M. June 13, 2018

breed sheep

descriptive phrase to emphasize that the atmosphere is uncomfortably hot, air temperature is too high

It's so freaking hot in here you could breed sheep.

by gozozma April 30, 2011

establishment sheep

People who are easily fooled & unknowingly lap up the fake news & propaganda pushed out by MSM on behalf of the establishment Marxist agenda.

The Establishemnt sheep back Remain, despite not realising the big bankers & elite that keep them poor are funding it for their own gain..
The Establishment sheep can't see that they're engineering their own demise.

by Suepea January 2, 2017