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shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
by Browncam183 February 7, 2017
mugGet the shaving my catmug.

Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.
Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
mugGet the Shave lazymug.

Shave The Sheep

A traditional term used by a small group of people of a certain community, formal, for using an artifact that grasps the capability to grind a certain plant, which is oftenly inhaled in the form of smoking.
Excuse me, you charge a roach, and you shave the sheep!
by Kill The Scene. February 26, 2009
mugGet the Shave The Sheepmug.

I shaved my head

A got a new curly sew-in 😋
Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for
by Reniii January 1, 2024
mugGet the I shaved my headmug.

shaving sinks

Shaving sinks is a future term or slang name for the soldiers all over the world, who are suffering from war stress disorder also known as scooting around in the skatepark, or flatearth scientists, you know.
Nice that our skatepark has toilets, I ts nice to take a shit in the sk8park sometimes, but not today because i saw,,,,, shaving sinks with supreme razor
by fuck dishes November 2, 2017
mugGet the shaving sinksmug.

French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.
Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya
by Shady bunch January 13, 2020
mugGet the French shavemug.

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
mugGet the If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beardmug.

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