Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
Get the Shaving moneymug. (to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your ballsmug. When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.
by Shady bunch January 13, 2020
Get the French shavemug. by Reniii January 1, 2024
Get the I shaved my headmug. Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
Get the If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beardmug. the world renowned tasty treat that is commonly grouped together with the far inferior “snow cone” but is quite different and should be know by its merit not its similarities to the american treat
yo man wyd with that snow cone, there’s japanese shaved ice right down the road
oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq
ight ight
oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq
ight ight
by bruhhhhhmoment July 22, 2019
Get the japanese shaved icemug. When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010
Get the Blind Man's Shavemug.