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bubble shart

A slow bubbly, deep, wet fart that lets a little 'come out'.
Man, did you hear that guy bubble shart? He better wipe after that one.
by datdude81 October 23, 2014
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SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN
by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019
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Love shart

The act of pushing a shit out on a window so it resembles a shitty love heart from the outside.
Oh God look, Mike's done another love shart on the train window.
by Shoutymike October 15, 2016
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jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
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Reggae Shart

When you put a spliff in your butthole and start puffin it and smoke pours out your butthole.
"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."

"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."

"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
by Shnigs May 21, 2018
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sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.
Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?
by agingergirl May 20, 2014
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Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
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