breakfast of shame

When, while trying to make a hasty exit so you can perform the "Walk of Shame", you are inadvertently shanghai'd into eating an early morning meal.This is usually in the presence of parents or disapproving flatmates.

Samantha: "Where were you this morning? You disappeared with that cute guy from the bar and I've been txting you all night. Oh, by the way, i got some bagels with cream cheese and hash browns."

Nikki: "No thanks.I had the breakfast of shame with that guy's parents this morning.His mother wouldn't let me leave until i had a second bowl of Wheaties."

Samantha: "Oh dear God."

by Nikki Fritz August 19, 2009

Samesies

A cooler way of saying "me too". Usually used when trying to sound lame in order to get a laugh out of the person you are trying to impress.Also used by dudebroze.

Chelsey: Wow, that test was a lot harder than I expected!

Brad: Samesies. That fuckin' test rocked my shit, brah.

Chelsey: Lawl! You dudebroze are soo funny! Here's my number.

Brad: Rad. I'm gonna go work on my Tri's.

by zachary_MIDWEST November 9, 2009

two shakes

Shortened version of two shakes of a lamb's tail.

I'll be there in two shakes.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

Vietnamese Shame Wheel

You write your dirtiest fantasies on a wheel and spin it. Whatever it lands on you and your partner do that.

"Bro we totally used the Vietnamese Shame Wheel last night. We got to 69

by HAMILTON!!! September 4, 2016

Shamecation

A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.

"Where's Jimmy this week?" "Oh he opened the store 2 hours late so boss put him on a Shamecation."

by DocLoLiday November 16, 2012

Limp of shame

after a night of having sex a in another guy's room a girl walks across campus back to her room limping because of the serious pounding her vagina took.

you seen that girl?she was doing the limp of shame back to her room after she got it on with john.

by CecilBDemented January 9, 2009

Shame Nap

A nap taken due to the exhaustion aftereffect of masturbation.

Man, that was good. I'm so tired I think I'll take a shame nap.

by King Tom V August 25, 2008