shafted

when the chub heads for the deuce

"When Uncle George says 'Grab your ankles, Son,' you're getting shafted."

by Delilah & Jiselle May 22, 2006

Shared bathroom

one of the most miserable things in the world.

especially, the bathroom shared with more than 30 people in a dorm is gonna bang on you.

DHouse : Hey, where can I find a bathroom here?
THouse : Oh right there, go to the living room and make a right on the second.

DHouse : Is that shared?
THouse : Yeah, It is a shared bathroom
DHouse : That is disgusting.

by lluuoo November 21, 2009

Shafe

An annoying person who ugly and thinks he cute makes fun of people but never looks at himself and he is always nasty

Class: shafe coming
Teacher: Run and hide we are having a lockdown

by Unknown101091 November 13, 2019

shaded

Refering to the past consumption of food by a female

I waked up in the middle of the night hankerin' for that last piece of chickin, but when I opened the fridge, I couldn't find it. I guess shaded.

by Floyd C. Knotworthy July 6, 2005

pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.

"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006

butt shaved

Beaten badly, owned, or served.

Ken Jennings butt shaved everyone on Jeopardy.

by Negative- March 29, 2005

Shakedown

A means of exacting revenge where an individual snoops through another's computer with the intention of ousting a hidden porn collection and informing the public at large of its existence.

"What are you doing on my computer? Is this a fucking shakedown?"

by zomgba December 14, 2008