Douchebag Senior

Seniors in highschool who go hard on the motherf*cking paint in their favorite class, Gym. They are loud, extremely obnoxious and have little or no actual athletic talent.

Freshman: Those douchebag seniors playing man, every time someone scores its just five more minutes of shouting before we can start playing again.

Freshman 2: Yeah, it sucks, they're such douches but we're gonna be like that in 3 years....

by DOOSHOCRACY November 15, 2011

Stafford Senior High School

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.

Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that

by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019

Pulling a Senior

Porking the sister of your wife in the marital bed.

You got kicked out?

-Yeah I was pulling a senior
Don't worry, we got bitches suckin and fuckin all night

by dawghta12345 July 19, 2016

South Miami Senior High

A school full of pretentious shitheads who's only personality trait is that one time in middle school they did two hits of weed, so now they think they all hard n shit.

Yeah I went to South Miami Senior High, spent sophomore year a pothead

by cowlan January 17, 2020

Senioritus

When the students of the senior class think they are all superior to the entire world and dont want to do any work cuz it doesnt matter, theyre graduating soon anyway.

Tyler has senioritus because he thinks he is oh so cool and doesnt feel like doing any work because he is going to be out of here soon enough.

by Skelator101 August 20, 2010

semiotic

person with just one functional eye

David Bowie is semiotic

by Journas October 9, 2003

Senior Erotica

Sexy dreams including thoughts of tandem bike rides and splashing around in a lake.

My co-worker came into a meeting today and told me about his senior erotica.

by atlfunnygirl April 20, 2010