Secret Text

To discreetly text someone, so that others around you do not notice.

I had my phone under the meeting table and secret texted my friend to meet up for a drink later.

by Lisa Deb February 12, 2009

Secret Handshake

With a full-zip jacket, get an erection and place it in one sleeve of the jacket. you then place that sleeve in the zipper of your pants and slightly zip it. carry the jacket to her in a non-obvious way, and offer it to her. she then places her hand in the sleeve as you hold it for her, and she gets a handful of juicy cock.

Its was a cold day so i decided so i decided to warm you up with a secret handshake

by Sharen Cox October 16, 2008

Secret Pocket

Another word for your asshole.

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."

-or-

Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.

by Anna M King February 11, 2006

Hannah Secret

In reference to the televison series Hannah Montana on Disney Channel

A secret that is so substantial it could change your life immensely. Few to none know. Usually constantly contemplated as to whether or not to reveal it. Mostly in the case of putting on large guises.

(ex: Being in the closet, Witness Protection Program, Illegal Immigrant, Crime, Big High School Drama, etc.)

Refers to Miley Stewart having the secret of being Hannah Montana

I'm the only person on the planet that knows. It's like a Hannah Secret.

by mrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrc January 4, 2011

vaginal Secretion

Vaginal Secretion, vaginal-secretion:
1) The gastral emission of the vagina, pussy fart.
2) A release of fluids due to urination or an orgasm. My personal favorite.
3) Another term for Cream Pie.
4) The puss like substance found on your girlfreind, Grandma Joan's vagina.

1)You are such a "Vaginal Secretion" Rick.
2)Jenny, did you just rlease a "Vaginal Secretion"? Cause you stink girl, go wash your ass!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

Secret Service

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.

I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Secret Pocket

Another word for your asshole.

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."
-or-
Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.

by Anna M King July 16, 2008