second plane

An event that causes serious loss, destruction, hardship, unhappiness, or death. A state of complete disorder and confusion. A disaster beyond belief.

referring to the second plane hitting the World Trade Center

see also: first plane and third plane

Hearing about my pacifist uncle going on a shooting spree was so second plane!

by Helbard December 8, 2003

Sloppy Seconds

A type of drink (shooter) made from Jack Daniels and Grenadine. The name comes from the slower moving grenadine, which comes out a sloppy second.

I'll have 4 Sloppy Seconds please" ... "The young man would like a Sloppy Second

by MVR123 October 14, 2010

Second Wind

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart

Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.

by H:moon April 4, 2015

sloppy seconds

Preventing your wife from having another man's baby by pulling those panties down and eating out the cum inside her.

My wife woke me up late last night by coming home from a party and squatting over on my face to give me sloppy seconds.

by EatsHerClean November 10, 2007

2 seconds

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".

You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."

by Pants69 February 19, 2007

Second Friend

A second friend is a friend of your friend. They typically do not hang out with you unless you are hanging with your friend in common (known as a first friend). This is because hanging out with a second friend is usually awkward, as usually the only thing you have in common is that you both know your first friend. Sometimes if you spend enough time with a second friend, they can upgrade to a first friend. Then hanging out with that person is no longer awkward.

Say that Paul is your friend, and that David is his friend. But, sometimes you hang out with David because you hang out with Paul.

Michael: Hey man, you going to David's tonight?
Me: Is Paul going to be there?
Michael: Nah man, he's out of town.
Me: I probably won't go, he's more of a second friend.

by Social Expert July 8, 2012

12 Seconds

A request , usually drunk , to stave off an interruption of a story you’re trying to tell, as best you can in the current situation. .

Jimmy - “ yo , we were at the Dungeon in New Orleans and ...”

John - “ oh the metal bar on Toulouse that ....”
Jimmy - “ wait 12 seconds , we were slamming shots in Dungeon and ..... “

by Snoop Legend May 29, 2021