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by FortniteIsTrash101 September 7, 2018
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Rock star: So, what they call the losers here?
Agent: Sebastopudlians.
Rock star: Get the fuck out! Sebastopol is messed up!
Agent: Sebastopudlians.
Rock star: Get the fuck out! Sebastopol is messed up!
by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011
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Someone who is dumb, aggressive, idiotic and is most of the time a really autistic person. He has a small dick because of his name and is often a dumbass because of that.
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