Scout

A Chihuahua with many personality's . he thinks hes a different animal species everyday . sits and walks like a pit bull. stands on your shoulder and magically fly's off the sofa like a bird. climbs all over everything and is clumsy af like a goat. eats alot of food like a pig but he doesnt chew he swallows his food whole like a snake( i dont know where it all goes in his little body). howls and protects like a wolf . licks and cuddles and does yoga like a cat. he dont bite he just nibbles like a mouse . takes naps and watches tv and "talks"/ whines like a toddler. when he barks his fur on his back sticks up and like looks like a shark fin. when he begs for food he'll sit here like hes frozen , doesn't blink , and his eyes stick out of his head like an owl. in the winter he will jump in big snow banks like hes some huge elephant but be careful bc it look me over 30 seconds to find him in the snow bc of how little he actually is . he stands and hides his treats like a squirrel. he might like all these species but hes one very cute and loyal best friend anyone could have.

hes not a dog ! hes a Scout. !

by unknown_king November 4, 2018

scout gaming

the son of spy gaming. He is friends with pyro and engineer cause why not

scout gaming is best gaming

by raybeez February 11, 2022

bird scout

A person in the game Team fortress 2 playing as the scout class using the soda popper or the force a nature, this play style focuses on jumping around like a bird

"Im having a 1v1 against a scout using the force a nature, what a fucking bird scout loser"

error: Im fucking owning you right now you cant hit me!
Sterben: thats because its impossible to hit you
error: well thats how i play
Sterben: well only pussies plays as bird scout

by error_or_reich June 5, 2017

Boy Scouts

Boy scouts like all things were good till the liberals took over. Since they started letting gays and niggers in its been going down hill. Now a diversity merit badge like wtf. All the boy scouts that join are gay and trans pink haired little 10 year olds that just have big orgies. It used to be a good program that taught kids outdoor skills and morals of being an American but now is gone and is just a way for girl scouts to get eagle

Normal guy: Hey did you hear about that new Boy Scouts came up with a BLM badge?
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.

Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*

by Based Fiend August 10, 2024

squirrel scout

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"

by amywarhol March 5, 2017