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Scott Paul 

A man of an Italian(Wap) and Jewish(kyke) origin. He is from Sante Fe Texas and is a man of the people. He will routinely leave the Xbox when he gets set off. His biggest are Landon Jumper and his ex. He is also a big boycotter of the video call of duty cold war even though he is suspected of having the game. Scott is also suspected of being gay and is on step two but somehow is almost to step six(taking it up the ass). Many of his freinds care about him and like him and he makes jokes about his freinds but when they make jokes back he cries about it.
Alec:Hey Scott Paul hope your cobalt explodes.

Scott Paul: Fuck you Ehrgood

Scott Paul: Wrecks Horribly on his bike

Scott Paul: OHHHHHHHH CALLLL MYYYYYY MOOMMMMMMM
Scott Paul by Igloo motha fucker January 28, 2021

Scott Morrison

A fucking mint euphemism for taking a shit. (Replaces taking a "Chad Kroeger", who has since been dethroned.)
That dodgy curry made me need to take an explosive Scott Morrison.
Scott Morrison by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

Scott Tenorman 

Sub-character on South Park, episode 501, where Scott sells Cartman his pubes for 10 dollars. After Cartmen learns from Kyle, Stan, and Kenny that you have to grow your own pubes, he seeks revenge on trying to get his 10 dollars back. After many failures, Cartman makes the ultimate plan. He decives everyone into thinking that he is going to have Radiohead, Scott's favorite band, come to Cartman's "Chile-Con-Carnival", where he is going to have a pony bite off Scott's weiner. Instead, Cartman tricks Scott into thinking this, but instead the Redneck that owns the pony kills Scott's parents, when they try to take it after Scott tells them that a pony is being held at the Redneck's farm; trying to make it so Cartman's plan is foiled. With the parents dead, Cartman takes Scott's parents, spends a night with a hacksaw, and has a surprise for Scott at the Cook-off. When they are switching Chile to taste, Scott thinks that Cartman is eatting a Chile full of pubes, but what is really Chef's chile. Cartman reveals to Scott his plan, and tells Scott that Scott is eating his parents, who Cartman hacked up. Radiohead comes and tells Scott he is a crybaby and uncool kid. Kyle and Stan promise never to mess with Cartman again.
"Ha ha ha hah ha ha, I made you eat your parents!"
Scott Tenorman by OvalvaSix January 5, 2005

Scott Borchetta 

A douche who makes up excuses for the obviously untalented.

(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)
That Scott Borchetta is a douche!
Scott Borchetta by AAG8 February 7, 2010

Scott Walker 

n. (idiom) - The remnants of Koch paper products that occasional­ly cling to the shoes, garments, buttocks, and perianal regions of an individual that has recently used a public restroom and left in haste.
In their rush to end collective bargaining, several Republican representatives returned from the restroom with Scott Walkers on their person, most with visible signs of feces.

scott-scott 

1. An alternative name for a vibrator or dildo.
2. Your snatch's best friend.
1. Honey, will you get me a scott-scott for Christmas.
2. The community scott-scott ran out of batteries.
3. Laura must be so loose because her scott-scott is huge.
scott-scott by Scott Scott March 26, 2008