Master Scrumper

A person who has had sex (scrumped) many many women. Usually very attractive men with no cares in the world other than sexing beautiful ladies.

"Did you see that dude with all those chicks?!"

"Yeah man, thats the Master Scrumper"

by heyyaa November 24, 2009

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021

Papa Schlump

Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.

x: “who is your fav character from Smurfs?”
Y: “Papa Schlump duh!”

by fifi wifi May 6, 2022

Shcrumph/Scrumph

A combination of strength, girth, fat and over all mass.
Can also be used as a swear word.

Have you seen that guy that started going to the gym?
Yeah, he's gained a lot of shcrumph/scrumph recently.

by DKG_ January 9, 2024

Shcrumph/Scrumph

A combination of strength, size, fat and over all mass

All this food is really gonna help me build up some shcrumph/scrumph.

by DKG_ March 2, 2024

Saturday Night Scrumpin’

When we get scrumpy on a Saturday. Particularly in the evening.

Yo dude, you down to go Saturday night scrumpin’!?

Of course, I love getting scrumpy on a Saturday!

by Scrumper May 17, 2022