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Schmuckasaurus

A man who believes he’s the best at everything, does no wrong, and has an ego the size of King Kong. A schmuckasaurus is the ultimate jerk.
That man is the worst! He’s a schmuckasaurus looking out only for himself. Stay away from him!
by Laverne's mom May 18, 2025
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Schmuck Them Up

A Schmuck Them Up is what happens when a usually resourceful Big Bad becomes too tired to ever win. Popularised by Dragon Ball Z and Gundam elsewhere, outside Japan.
To precede the Obari Workout, Gigantor and Mazinger Z have even done their own very successful Schmuck Them Up towards a robot bad guy!
by Snapper2001 December 11, 2025
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Schmuck Bag

A Schmuck Bag is a piece of endearing trash tv or a group of knockoff fashions thereof.
Can Grandmaw find that oddly endearing Schmuck Bag of a Dragon Ball knockoff collection?
by Snapper2001 January 4, 2026
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fuckin schmidty

missing a cock, fucks dogs, complete douche. Copies dave weber. has a movie made after him, 40 year old virgin
by Josh Martina December 12, 2008
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The Schmidts

The most IN LOVE and cutest damm cuple in the universe made up of too sexy people. Robin is a girl with the power and the body who can do any thing..she is like SUPER-Robin with her home runs in softball and her grades. Most of Patrick's friends know him by P.J. for Patrick Justin, but others just call him "Olympian" (because of his bad ass mo fo weight lifting skills), or "sexy beast" (because he is one!). Together, this cuple is unstoppable and irresistably gorgeous. You will definately see them in the future, always together and inseperable.
"Damm they're fine as hell, and amazingly intelligent, and i can't keep my eyes off those two, they're so in love it's contagious...they must be The Schmidts"
by Beautyfoxx June 4, 2009
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little schmidter

Check out that little schmidter over there!
by Joey Twist September 12, 2010
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mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).
When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.
by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013
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