Schilling

verb - To make an inappropriate statement that is rooted in sexism, racism, or homophobia. Relates to the conservative ex-baseball pitcher who was fired from ESPN for multiple forms of offensive postings via social media. (Schilling defends Donald Trump for similar simple-minded behavior.)

Dude, my little girl's in the room!...Don't be Schilling that shit about my daughter being 'gorgeous' and 'beautiful,' you old perv.

Bee, I apologize for showing that nasty photo to your transgender friend. I had way too many vodkas, and I just started Schilling.

TEACHER: Billy, stop calling Ahmad a sand Nazi. Can't you see how offensive that is!? BILLY: Aw, c-mon, Mrs. Adams, I was just Schilling!

by blood orange October 18, 2016

Curt Schilling

The man who has become my love interest!

My loins burn for Curt.

by dddd dd April 13, 2005

Schelling

When you're suppose to be working but you blatantly sit on your ass and stare at your phone for hours at a time.

Dude, I see you schelling over there. Time to get back to work you Scheller.

by MitchCumstein August 10, 2017

Shell Shocked

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

Louise Schilling

Since when does R come before T?

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M O P Q T S R U V W X Y Z" - Louise Schilling

by Tammy Tender October 11, 2011

Carl Schilling

A Peacefull man.

he meditates under a mango tree daily and would never hurt a fly

Carl Schilling is the peacefull man

by qwertyuiopbcydgfnosdnf November 24, 2011

Twat Gun Shell

What would normally be described as a "tampon applicator". It's that plastic thing you find in the bathroom garbage can.

I was takin' a piss and I looked down at the garbage and I saw one of them "twat gun shells" in there. Grossed me the fuck out!

by b bailey November 22, 2009