Salty Cracker

A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.

by benwad934 October 7, 2004

Salty Pirate

The Process in which a male cums into the eye of someone then kicks them bloody hard in the shin so they jump on one leg covering one eye shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"

"Shut it woman or i'll give you a salty pirate to think about!"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron September 5, 2005

Salty Volcano

When a man or woman has a tracheotomy, takes out the speaking device and a man cums in the hole, erupting out the receivers mouth! Much like a volcano...

I was banging away at this girls trach hole and when I came, she looked like a salty volcano!

by Tracy Ray April 24, 2008

Salty Cowboys

Salty Cowboys are a Sponsored, Professional Fishing Team based out of Madeira Beach, Florida's West Coast. The Salty Cowboys are popular and highly recognizable by their patriotic uniforms and straw cowboy hats. They are also know for their hunting prowess.

The "Salty Cowboys" are weighing in another big fish for the WIN!

by KINGrasii November 15, 2018

Salty Nostril

To cum on a table and have her snort it

Brian: I gave Jenna a salty nostril
Mike: You made her snort your cum?
Brian: Hell Yes!!
William: Thats Nuts

by SemperFi2013 March 1, 2007

Salty Steve

This is where one person cums on their finger, and inserts said finger into a friend or foe's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

"Dude, I just owned Dalton with a Salty Steve!"

by Lil Sweat January 2, 2008

salty af

Bitter as fuck

she's salty AF because she got dissed last night

by Kisaqueen April 2, 2016