Can I have a salty surprise
by MC spunky January 1, 2019
Get the Salty surprisemug. We fucking love Our Salti
by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020
Get the Our Saltimug. When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)
"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014
Get the salty secretmug. When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.
Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017
Get the salty dumplingsmug. Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.
Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone
by Xxiillyyxx September 30, 2019
Get the Salty Bonemug. When you're having sex with your significant other on the beach and their butt is resting in the sand, flip them over onto their front to expose their sandy butt. Then ejaculate around their butt hole to top it off like icing.
Dean: "Dude, on the weekend, I was having sex with my girlfriend on the beach. I flipped her over and gave her the best Salty Donut I've ever made!"
Rodger: "Bro that's awesome! I'm so jealous."
Dean: "Wait, why are you jealous? Do you also want to give my girlfriend a Salty Donut?"
Rodger: "No, I'm just jealous because I want to give someone a Salty Donut. Why do you have to always make these conversations so weird?"
Rodger: "Bro that's awesome! I'm so jealous."
Dean: "Wait, why are you jealous? Do you also want to give my girlfriend a Salty Donut?"
Rodger: "No, I'm just jealous because I want to give someone a Salty Donut. Why do you have to always make these conversations so weird?"
by Budders23 October 31, 2018
Get the Salty Donutmug. A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.
by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017
Get the Salty Coconutmug.