Salty surprise

When your at a restaurant you ask for a salty surprise and the cook soon cums in your mouth

Can I have a salty surprise

by MC spunky January 1, 2019

Salty Donut

When you're having sex with your significant other on the beach and their butt is resting in the sand, flip them over onto their front to expose their sandy butt. Then ejaculate around their butt hole to top it off like icing.

Dean: "Dude, on the weekend, I was having sex with my girlfriend on the beach. I flipped her over and gave her the best Salty Donut I've ever made!"

Rodger: "Bro that's awesome! I'm so jealous."

Dean: "Wait, why are you jealous? Do you also want to give my girlfriend a Salty Donut?"

Rodger: "No, I'm just jealous because I want to give someone a Salty Donut. Why do you have to always make these conversations so weird?"

by Budders23 October 31, 2018

Our Salti

A super lovable person that we all care for and adore because they're amazing

We fucking love Our Salti

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

Salty Berries

Olives.

Man, I love some salty berries in my martini.

by Belly Slap September 8, 2016

Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013

Salty Chad

A Superstar video game streamer who is getting absolutely bodied in his current game.

Aim assist was making him a Salty Chad.

by MrBeeringer November 15, 2021