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Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:

This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out
S-E-E - F-O-R - Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F :

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by Eric Melech April 7, 2005
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Salad Ass

Salad Ass - a word used to describe a vibe.

originated - Brady Cramer would use salad ass to troll live online interactive broadcast streamers typically live on playstation network via "the playroom". Interactive broadcast are were 1-however many people are live on camera and anyone can view and send chats to them that will appear in the chat box on the screen and typically the people that are live broadcasting will respond to the chat comments.

The troll for salad ass and live streamers was (first off) to get the streamer to say salad ass outloud. (second off) to always keep it in the air on what salad ass is and to keep them wondering, hints the sounds good but not actually defining definition, or the not fully defined definition if you will. common responses to definition are "I know what it is but like what kind of vibe" or the best for the troll "oh ok" lol since they accept it as a good enough definition. so to recap the troll part is getting them to say it ouloud because it sounds funny and to keep the streamer wondering what salad ass means.

Creation - when playing the game "google trends" Brady Cramer thought to himself what is the craziest combination of words that could be put together, and salad ass popped into his head and he could not stop laughing. later the troll word salad ass would become the word/phrase that we know and love today.

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Please know that this is the real definition and it will never be more defined, so anyone who attempts to or states anything otherwise is a phony and should not be trusted. **there is another current definition that I find validly funny and valid, although they are the same word they are different words different definitions same spelling. Any other definition or person besides him would be a phony****

Yo, your vibe is salad ass as fuck.

that's totally salad ass

Salad ass as fuck!!!! (pickle rick tempo)

Hey whatsup nice (blank) love the vibe totally salad ass!

How was that party last night? ah dude it was totally salad ass. we were lit.

*****used for the live stream chat as the golden go to intro when first entering their stream

Hey what's up nice stream love the vibe totally salad ass! *******

Your one salad ass mother fucker

yall are salad ass as fuck

those are some salad ass vibes

Salad ass vibes (perfect for a T-shirt or username) or just a saying

Salad ass can also be shortened to salad
Examples for just using salad
Keep it salad bro
its all salad bro
by BradySaladAssVibesCramer April 24, 2018
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Salad Finger

A racial slur regarding Europeans and European stench.
Aww dude! Look at that salad finger! Repugnant.
by Srdty May 12, 2014
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Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.
I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie
by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
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soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.
I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.
by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018
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Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.
"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"
by Dax420 September 11, 2012
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Buzzword Salad

Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a harsh CDC report.
I thought that word-salad was pure gibberish, but there was a signal of the "buzzwords" here. Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a adversarial CDC report.

Imagine an IPCC citation, which is legitimate, blurred with the buzz-word salad.

Imagine the next CDC report, mixed with an antivaccine essay.
by Essar March 8, 2019
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