A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019
Get the safety shaftmug. A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011
Get the Safety Weekmug. by kc66 January 19, 2024
Get the Safetymug. by TapCat November 6, 2022
Get the illusion of safetymug. by Badmanh May 27, 2016
Get the Safety windmillmug. A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021
Get the Safety baby daddymug. A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium
by Cmmncnts May 10, 2018
Get the safety whoremug.