Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Safety Smiley

A smiley within a text that is only there to make a negative or mean remark seemingly less bad. Often used by passive-aggressive people.

Man your hair looks like dogshit again :) (<- Safety Smiley)

by Nick_knock April 7, 2022

Safety

Term used in Florida means stay safe out here in these streets

Ight bro I’m boutta slide I’ll hit you later, safety.

by dee tay February 11, 2021

I was in fear of my safety

I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee

I was in fear of my safety so I shot the suspect in the back

by Rdee_ April 18, 2021

Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.

The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.

by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021

Safety Pin

Safety Pin is the name for our favorite baka. He’s hot. Everyone simp for him. He’s gay too.

Everyone: Safety Pin is hot
Safety pin: thanks I know

by TotallyNotSafetypin June 5, 2021