sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022

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aristocratic sadness

when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.

"wagwan whats up your ass today?"

"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"

"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"

by oigayboiwhatyoulookinat August 11, 2019

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Girl Sad

Feeling lonely or depressed because of a girl.

"Ever since Bethany dumped me I've been feeling mega girl sad."

by dat_fox01 February 14, 2019

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Horny Sadness

The feeling of sadness whilst horny

The sadness feeling lonely while horny

I was feeling immense horny sadness because I couldn't get in a relationship.

by The Dic-tionary March 07, 2022

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sad cutie

A Sad Cutie is someone who is beautiful but clearly sad. They are so beautiful and interesting you can’t get your eyes off them. They are someone where who just want to hug them and protect them from sadness.

Taylor: Look at that cutie on the bleachers! I think he is sad.
Marina: Yeah he is a Sad Cutie

Marina: Isn’t he just so beautiful and interesting?

by ShawnXmarina October 28, 2018

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