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safety brake

An act in which you or a group of people take a brake from their daily routine and smoke some marijuana.
"Hey, Charlie! Let's go take a safety brake."
by Sarah Mendelson May 14, 2008
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Safety Sack

That little bag of bud that you tuck away when you're really high, after a long day of skunk smuggling...
Stoner 1: Dude, it's been so dry lately.
Stoner 2: It's chillin' man. I found my Safety Sack today.
Stoner 1: Toke Strong!
by DrDrewl Phd January 7, 2010
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Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010
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Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.
Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.
by GarrettProxima July 13, 2012
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Safety Beer

The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.
CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.
by armytim114 December 28, 2013
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sametra

A nice shy girl,who is funny and who has a loving heart for all her friends.
Hey you act just like sametra
by Bodie843 November 20, 2016
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Sayetsi

The type of girl that makes you crazy, Literally! The amount of sass on this broad is no joke. Typically underage and illegal, this rare breed of girl makes your life a living hell for waiting 600 days until she becomes legal. Dope as fuck with a smile that kills, but a weird ass laugh that you can’t stop laughing at the sound of. Claims that she only has a pretty face (Which is a lie) but oddly mature and Whitty. The real wifey type, continues to impress day after day. Lowkey though 🤫
Fucking Sayetsi bruh. “Maybe your wifey isn’t born yet”
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