Kentucky Tire Swing

A conventional seat swing , made of a person of colour, with said person's head and feet tied to a position where he acts like a board.

Did you hear that Donald trump made a lot of Kentucky Tire Swings when he was younger?

by BajejUnited March 15, 2021

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

swinging sacks

Testicles

I emptied my swinging sacks of nutmustard, right into her dirtbox.

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

swing heil

FROM:
"to swing" = to have sex
and
"sig heil" = Nazi salutation "sig heil" (hail victory)

therefore: the victory of sex, hailing a sex victory, emo victory sex scream, the repudiation of faux-fascist prudish sex police faux-morality, etc.

Uses:
1. You got over, and got laid

or, if you like,

2. "physical and emotional intimacy transcends mental gameplay in the same way that a simultaneous orgasm is more devine and thoughtful than any theological/philosophical discussion, ergo: preferred."

pretty girl sez:

"Hey Rory, you rock; want some poon?"

Response:

"Swing Heil! Let's get munchin'!"

by marlon420 February 12, 2008

swing dat shit

a dance done to a special baltimore club music song called swing dat shit

5,4,stope swing dat shit

by brittspit April 12, 2008

donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019

no room to swing a cat

Not very much space

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.

by Dramaturgist August 6, 2018