Kentucky Tire Swing

A conventional seat swing , made of a person of colour, with said person's head and feet tied to a position where he acts like a board.

Did you hear that Donald trump made a lot of Kentucky Tire Swings when he was younger?

by BajejUnited March 15, 2021

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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 09, 2007

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swinging sacks

Testicles

I emptied my swinging sacks of nutmustard, right into her dirtbox.

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

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swing heil

FROM:
"to swing" = to have sex
and
"sig heil" = Nazi salutation "sig heil" (hail victory)

therefore: the victory of sex, hailing a sex victory, emo victory sex scream, the repudiation of faux-fascist prudish sex police faux-morality, etc.

Uses:
1. You got over, and got laid

or, if you like,

2. "physical and emotional intimacy transcends mental gameplay in the same way that a simultaneous orgasm is more devine and thoughtful than any theological/philosophical discussion, ergo: preferred."

pretty girl sez:

"Hey Rory, you rock; want some poon?"

Response:

"Swing Heil! Let's get munchin'!"

by marlon420 February 12, 2008

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