Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019

THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021

the shawshank assumption

The assumption that everyone has seen the movie, The Shawshank Redemption

While talking to my girlfriend, I made a reference to the escape scene in The Shawshank Redemption, but it turned out she had never seen the movie. I had simply made the Shawshank Assumption that she had.

by Vesto2000 September 9, 2021

Hot Swanson

Drinking cum out of a shot glass

Did you hear Dansby gave Mallory a hot Swanson last night?

by jlb717 September 22, 2021

Nenim Swans

A pair name that should probably be used by yet-to-be-yt-famous people

"We should def name ourselves the Nenim Swans"

by anonymous October 6, 2021

maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world

person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe

by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021