A mediocre college town in Central Wisconsin. Nice place to grow up, sucks ass at any point past age 13. Home to UW-Stevens Point, the amazing Point Brewery, the largest high school in Wisconsin SPASH, the World's Largest Trivia contest, and creepy murals painted on every downtown wall.
Wow, you live in Stevens Point? Dude, that SUCKS!
Stevens Point has absolutely nothing to do, but they do make the best beer in the country.
Wisconsin Rapids got their ASSES kicked by Stevens Point in last night's football game!
Stevens Point has absolutely nothing to do, but they do make the best beer in the country.
Wisconsin Rapids got their ASSES kicked by Stevens Point in last night's football game!
by I unfortunately live here June 28, 2011
Get the Stevens Pointmug. A professional 80's pornstar who moved on to acting in the 90's. As soon as the 80's were over, he stopped making pornos just like THAT. Before his porno career he was a professional gay bodybuilder who occasionally dabbled in strongman competitions. He dominated that one where he lifts the boulder all over the place. While he was doing this, he often squinted and looked constipated, but doody would eventually drop out of his ass as he victoriously finished.
In his pornos he was most notoriously known for ponytail penetration. That is, he stuck his ponytail in some poontang. He inspired 2girls1cup with his 80's feature 2girls1ponytail. Many of his other scenes show him in the background beating off to 3 orgies: girl/girl, guy/girl, guy/guy. His most famous pornos are "Aikido in a Speedo" and "Out for an Orgy". In the former he is seen dancing around with pigtails wearing a pink speedo in front of many Japanese girls. He got banned from the porno industry for snapping the necks of too many co-stars. Seagal also forgets to wipe after he takes a dump. He just uses the residue as a quick source of hair gel. His action movie career was most impressive. He does an excellent job as the antagonist in Kindergarten Cop and he also plays as that one convict in ConAir. He's the convict with the ponytail who is burned by Cyrus The Virus for stealing his plane. It's false to say he is fat because he was absolutely RIPPED in out for a kill.
In his pornos he was most notoriously known for ponytail penetration. That is, he stuck his ponytail in some poontang. He inspired 2girls1cup with his 80's feature 2girls1ponytail. Many of his other scenes show him in the background beating off to 3 orgies: girl/girl, guy/girl, guy/guy. His most famous pornos are "Aikido in a Speedo" and "Out for an Orgy". In the former he is seen dancing around with pigtails wearing a pink speedo in front of many Japanese girls. He got banned from the porno industry for snapping the necks of too many co-stars. Seagal also forgets to wipe after he takes a dump. He just uses the residue as a quick source of hair gel. His action movie career was most impressive. He does an excellent job as the antagonist in Kindergarten Cop and he also plays as that one convict in ConAir. He's the convict with the ponytail who is burned by Cyrus The Virus for stealing his plane. It's false to say he is fat because he was absolutely RIPPED in out for a kill.
by WAFFLESTOMPER666 October 20, 2008
Get the Steven Seagalmug. by Antherrs November 23, 2021
Get the Clint Stevensmug. A man-child with a crippling phobia of the opposite sex. If approached by a women it will most likely spew some rubbish about yeast cells and run away
by Chaboisgotit June 6, 2018
Get the george stevensmug. An amazing math teacher. The goat of teaching. Best classes with best haircut, his barber must be proud.
by mrbasedguy June 7, 2023
Get the Steven Boyntonmug. Steven Lockster was a man once renowned for tucking under his duvet to indulge in mischievous activities at ungodly hours for some bizarre reason
by JudaismAtItsFinest December 1, 2022
Get the Steven Lockstermug. blonde but not stupid, a giver, a pushover, a whiner, a comedian, an athlete, a faggot, and a friend. When he has something to say he doesn't hold back. If he likes something he will tell also if he hates someone. He's chill and laid back but also uptight at the same time. If you find one then hold on to him for a while. They are good friends and try not to let you down.
Person1: Wow. Look at cole stevens. He is such a fag.
Person2: He such a good friend!
Person3: Look at that guy over there he is such a Cole Stevens.
Person2: He such a good friend!
Person3: Look at that guy over there he is such a Cole Stevens.
by swaggyybruh September 9, 2014
Get the cole stevensmug.