stealthsniper

When you are being stealthy... Also if you get refferd as being bear grylles you may be being stealthy (i.e Stealth sniper baby)

If you pull of a good sniper shot on a game, you can shout, STEALTH SNIPER BABY!

step: 1080 no scope
Jord: Stealthsniper BABY!

Ginger: I feel like bear grylles
Stealth: STEALTH SNIPER BABY!

by Stealthsniper46 May 19, 2010

stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.

"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."

by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011

stealthsturbate

verb- 1. The act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. The usual context is in where one can no longer contain their sexual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.

Last night, I stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.

by flar-dar-lartz February 9, 2014

Pod Stealthing

When your making with someone and you sneak a tide pod into their slightly opened mouth

I need to stop pod stealthing, this is the third guy who I sent to the hospital this week.

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018

Spealth

Spealth is the attempt to try to be stealthy but instead you are being as loud as possible, most likely attracting all the enemies / zombies nearby! While a person is spealthing, there are screams in order, losing self control and most likely restart from the previous checkpoint!

Instead of slowly and strategically stealth through this crowded area of zombies, I decided to spealth through. Needless to say, it didn't go well...

by Seirion June 14, 2020

stealthys

When your mate secretly naps and turns off all communications.

"Where's Ray? He's not answering his phone.. He must be doing stealthys"

by MrKman1 November 6, 2012

Stealthing

Removal of a condom during sexual/homosexual intercourse without mutual awareness.

The man was condemned for a 'stealthing' incident.

by Jamie0101 May 21, 2017