The Starfish

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.

"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"

by Flamingzombie3 September 1, 2022

Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.

I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.

by Jinglebellgary May 3, 2022

dusty starfish

Your asshole

Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3

by doughnuthoee October 1, 2022

Starfish Taco

The act of pressing ones anus against a glass window and proceeding to deficate after making eye contwct with a neighbor. The fecal matter then fills between the buttocks like a taco.

Karen across the street called the police on me for having a few friends over and being "too Loud", so the next morning I made her a nice Starfish Taco"

by toastINbed October 15, 2022

Starfish Wrestling

When two people attempt to rub buttholes together.

I walked in on them starfish wrestling.

by Dystopia poet January 3, 2022

Spicy Starfish

When you try anal after a curry.

Yo man, she must of had curry for lunch my bellend was burning from her spicy starfish.

by Spasmo1 May 27, 2022

Off-the-Grid Starfish

a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male

I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!

by oilyotter December 13, 2021