starfish stabber

A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.

I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.

by jerk store June 13, 2023

Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 02, 2021

Starfishing

Wearing a Jock Strap or another garment that covers the genitals but leaves the anus (starfish) exposed.

Gary is starfishing today, just wearing a jock strap.

by NakedFarmerUSMC April 19, 2024

Starfishing

starfish’s mouths are in the middle of their body so when a mermaid has starfish instead of seashells they suck tit all day. So starfishing sucking your girls tit

We were just starfishing while cuddling.

by Joeykatsumata July 29, 2019

Starfishing

When one lays spread-Eagle and naked due to heat exhaustion

Kim was starfishing on the bed after a day spent sweating in the sun

by culluchi July 19, 2016

Starfishing

When a girl starts licking your butthole and makes her way to the head of the penis

Man, Stephanie was the best at Starfishing

by Westhebest January 19, 2024

Starfishing

When the fist of a lucky individual is inserted inside of a female, and then the fingers are expanded to their full length, and the palm is extended as far as possible inside of the woman. This action typically results in immediate female orgasm, and can sometimes be harmful for less experienced women.

Jessica: Joey was starfishing me last night, and I came.
Adriana: Yea, I wish my boyfriend would starfish me!

by contactonthesmash44 May 09, 2018